FILM

    The Guard

    The Guard

    Presented by The Colonial Theatre at The Colonial Theatre

    September 30-October 13, 2011


    Comment on Facebook

    The Guard is little more than a salt-and-pepper cop yarn transposed to the middle of nowhere, Ireland. It has a wickedly smart script that keeps you on your toes, though, and it has from Brendan Gleeson a star performance of cruelly funny mastery. The movie is more pure, profane enjoyment than a body should have in the dog days of August, and when it’s over it evaporates, leaving only the acrid smoke of its dialogue and the memory of Gleeson reducing lesser mortals to cinders. Read Less

    He plays Connemara police sergeant Gerry Boyle, more or less the whole department until he’s stuck with an earnest young recruit named Aidan (Rory Keenan) early in the going. We’re up in Gaelic country, so the cop cars and uniforms say ‘GARDA’ and very little surprises the local constabulary. The Guard opens with a horrific car crash that barely disturbs Boyle’s afternoon nap, and pretty soon he’s up to his thick neck in a complicated plot involving drug smugglers, corrupt detectives, a comely Croatian widow, and two happy hookers dressed as police ladies.

    And Don Cheadle as Wendell Everett, an American FBI agent on the trail of the smugglers. No, there isn’t any reason for him to be here other than as an increasingly amused foil to the hero. The Irish cops know that a fellow like Boyle, smarter than any three of them put together but generally his own worst enemy, is best marginalized. Wendell, by contrast, is fascinated. “I can’t tell if you’re really [expletive] dumb or really [expletive] smart,’’ he marvels after Gerry has informed him that the only place in America he has visited is Disney World – by himself.

    The Guard is built from the bones of all those great old Raymond Chandler crime novels that got turned into great old Humphrey Bogart movies: A lone honest man taking on the tarnished wheels of justice, etc., etc. The skin on those bones comes from Tarantino, sometimes too obviously. When the three smugglers – an engagingly lethal crew played by Liam Cunningham, David Wilmot, and Mark Strong – start arguing over their favorite philosophers during a getaway, you know someone has seen Pulp Fiction a few dozen too many times.” (Ty Burr, The Boston Globe)

    Directed by John Michael McDonagh. Ireland. 2011. R. 96 min. Sony. 35mm.


    • At-a-
      Glance

      • Venue Info

        The Colonial Theatre

        227 Bridge Street
        Phoenixville, PA 19460

        Full map and directions

      • Admission Info

        Tickets:

        $8 / $6 / $5

        Buy Tickets

      • Dates & Times

        Dates:
        September 30-October 13, 2011

      • Accessibility Info

      • Site Credits

             

         

        Phillyfunguide is the Greater Philadelphia region’s “go-to” web site for information about upcoming cultural, entertainment and sporting events. Phillyfunguide and Funsavers are programs of the Cultural Alliance's research and marketing initiative "Engage 2020." "Engage 2020" is sponsored by a lead grant from The Pew Charitable Trusts, with additional support from The Wallace Foundation and The Philadelphia Foundation. Phillyfunguide and Funsavers are also supported in part by an award from the National Endowment for the Arts. Art Works.
        Copyright © 2005-2010 Greater Philadelphia Cultural Alliance. All rights reserved.

        Contact Us | User Agreement/Privacy Policy | Report An Error | Site Map | Funsavers Submission

      • Artsopolis Network